hearturs:

its hard to google how to spell a word when you don’t know how to spell the word

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nhaingen:

my dying body: please…. feed me a vegetable……..

me: lmao i dont think so you vegan sjw piece of shit

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sickjacket:

today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

(via handjob)

rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

(via unsounded)

halseyno:

You are worth more than you think! Just ONE kidney is worth $250,000 on the black market! :)

(via done)

shouldnt:

My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.

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